• Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “Yao, I need you to give me 30% more output. I don't care how you do it. Just a thought, those kids don't look...” I need you to give me 30% more output
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  • Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “Cars depreciate 10% as soon as they fall of the truck. So if the card costs $100, well you just lost $10.” Did it cost $100?
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  • Bertram Gilfoyle and Jian Yang in Silicon Valley: “There better not be a Chinaman in my bed. That is racist. Yes. I am racist.” There better not be a Chinaman in my bed
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  • Joe Burns and Adam Burns in Man with a Plan: “Well, these cabinets are broken. They won't slam. Well, they are soft-close. Soft-close?” Soft-close?
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  • Marcy in Man with a Plan: “I have enjoyed 19 mother-in-law-free years. It's like heaven, but you don't have to be a good person.” Just like heaven
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  • Andi and Don in Man with a Plan: “Why's it always some hoochie mama? Where are the naked doctors? Naked Astronauts? Naked Presidents?” Where are the naked doctors?
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  • Andi in Man with a Plan: “My precious, innocent Teddy is not so innocent anymore. Now he is just like... one of you.” Teddy is not so innocent anymore
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  • Lowell and Adam in Man with a Plan: “If there is dirty laundry about Royce online, I'll find it. I'm like Russia, but with the easy grace of France.” Lets get the dirty laundry
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  • Andi and Adam in Man with a Plan: “Well, this is definitely dirty, because I feel both excited and ashamed. Kind of like the time we did it on my...” Oops
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  • Adam and Andi in Man with a Plan: “Tiny clothes, tiny footprints, tiny teeth. You name somethink tiny, I kept it. I do like tiny things.” I do like tiny things
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