• Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “I can't sleep when I'm angry. Never could. And there's something very wrong with people who can.” Can't sleep when I'm angry.
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “What's the rush? She's 8 years old. Most Vietnamese kids her age are already riding a...” She's 8 years old
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You're being so understanding. It's so unlike you. Are you secretly mad? Are you lulling me into a false sense of...” You're being so understanding.
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “She could lose a couple of pounds, anyways. Thank God you don't have a daughter.” She could lose a couple of pounds
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “What's going on here? I could cut the tension with my machete.” I'm not even surprised she has one.
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Lately we've been getting negative reviews from some of our renters, and they tend to...” Lately we've been getting negative reviews
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  • Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “I don't want to wake up dead. You can't wake up and be dead.” I don't want to wake up dead.
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  • Jay Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “I want it to be a surprise. Not a word. I'm your man. You're wearing a purse...” You're wearing a purse
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  • Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “It's humbling to admit...but I'm just too smart to teach.” It's humbling to admit
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Joe Pritchett in Modern Family: “I guess we just have to find something that we have in common, like a project to do...” Oh, Gloria…
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