• Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters, like, seven times.” I am brave
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  • Claire Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “Were you drinking? Mom, do we really have to do this? You ask if I was drinking, I say No, and...” Were you drinking?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “This navigation system is all messed up. It thinks we’re in a park. Oh my God, it is a park! AWAY FROM THE KIDS!” Away from the kids!
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  • Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “Meanwhile, there's not one embarrassing photo of Haley. Even her mug shots were cute.” Photogenous Haley
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  • Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “Everyone's staring at us. I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole...” Everyone's staring at us.
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  • Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “I've been thinking of moving out for some time now. There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my...” I knew what they were up to
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  • Joe Pritchett in Modern Family: “Why'd you gasp? Ah! My hair is my identity!” Why'd you gasp?
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  • Iris Fennerman and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “What is that on your arm? Oh it's my elbow” What is that on your arm?
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  • Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Three-bedroom house with a picket fence? Already got one of those. Plus, free meals, laundry, and cable.” Who needs college?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Am I too competitive? I mean, she does often say, Phil, do you always have to finish first?” Am I too competitive?
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