• Jesus and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Alright, so heh, I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways? Hey, Judas. He ordered like 5 margaritas, all you...” I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways?
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  • Jonathan Weed and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Are you sleeping on the job? No. There's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him.” Are you sleeping on the job?
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  • Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic. Yeah that's like saying rappers are really poets.” I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic.
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “You ever just drive through a town and wonder Who the hell lives here?” You ever just drive through a town and wonder
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  • Lois Griffin and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Peter, why did we stop? Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers. Peter, for God's sake, she's having a...” Why did we stop?
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  • Family Guy: “Will do moose stuff for money” Will do moose stuff for money
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  • Herbert in Family Guy: “You know, if you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that'd be just fine.” You know, if you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that'd be just fine.
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “You see, Meg. You're what they call a practice girl.” You can't give up sex.
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  • Herbert in Family Guy: “And don't you mouth off to me or I'll slap you right in your penis.” And don't you mouth off to me
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  • Lois Griffin and Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy: “Glenn, thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet. I gotta confess, when you called me, I...” Thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet.
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