• Dragon in The Magicians: “I'm only 12.422. Too young to be a mother.” You don't look a day over 10k
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  • Eliot Waugh and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “Are you stronger than a mountain? I'm a king. Not a goddamn princess. A KING!” Are you stronger than a mountain?
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  • Adam Burns and Lowell in Man with a Plan: “This morning I put a banana between two oranges at the breakfast table. I laughed for ten minutes.” I laughed for ten minutes.
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    • Jake and Gina in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I gotta go. Aren't you forgetting something? Oh. No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?”
    • Jake and Gina in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I gotta go. Aren't you forgetting something? Oh. No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?”
    • Jake and Gina in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I gotta go. Aren't you forgetting something? Oh. No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?”
    • Jake and Gina in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I gotta go. Aren't you forgetting something? Oh. No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?”
    • Jake and Gina in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I gotta go. Aren't you forgetting something? Oh. No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?”
    • Jake and Gina in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I gotta go. Aren't you forgetting something? Oh. No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?”
    Aren't you forgetting something?
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    • Jay and Gloria in Modern Family: “You know we have a thermometer. Do you have to be so white all the time?”
    • Jay and Gloria in Modern Family: “You know we have a thermometer. Do you have to be so white all the time?”
    You know we have a thermometer
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  • Kourtney Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “We broke up the day before. It just was too much. It was so many too much's.” It just was too much.
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  • Let's just all think.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Never, ever be the one who doesn't do the wave. Those people die alone.” Yes they do
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Never try to take a tennis ball away from a raccoon.” Never try to take a tennis ball away from a raccoon.
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “Ooh, let's create a Tinder profile of a really hot girl and see what pictures guys...” Lily on Tinder
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