• Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “You've proven your point. I don't like to clean up. It's smelly, it's sticky, and after I eat, I'm tired, and I...” You've proven your point.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Claire likes to say you can be part of the problem or part of the solution. But I happen to believe that you can...” You can be part of the problem or part of the solution
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “If I ever go missing or am found dead, it was my husband.? What the hell is this?! Ay!” If I ever go missing or am found dead
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  • Phil Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “Family is a gift you receive every day. So they're making sarcastic ones now?” Family is a gift you receive every day.
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses. Relax. It's a maternity poncho.” I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
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  • Phil Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “When was the last time you showered? What day is it?” When was the last time you showered?
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  • The Office: “A Real Man swallows his vomit when a lady is present” A Real Man
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “When I let a day go by without talking to you...that day is just no good.” When I let a day go by without talking to you
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  • Robin Scherbatsky and Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “I'm such a mess, why do you even like me? I guess...'cause you're almost as...” I'm such a mess, why do you even like me?
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  • Barney Stinson and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “Robin, just... I appreciate your help, but there's a reason your name is Robin, not Batman.” I appreciate your help
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