Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass whoppings
I didn't think that I could ever be president
You're a little bit racist.
I told him how I felt
Sometimes it's hard for me to talk about my feelings.
They like you there?
We don't do things
I've been trying to call you all day.
Thanksgiving is traditionally when gay men come out.
You can't trust people you meet on the Internet.