• Jess Day in New Girl: “Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.” Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick.
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  • Capt. Ed Mercer, Dr. Claire Finn and Isaac in The Orville: “How do you know what foods are healthiest for your children, or what medicine to take...” American Idol Democracy
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “Oh, Dear. It looks like two poodle's penises, doused in parsley.” It looks like two poodle's penises
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  • Jack and Liz in 30 Rock: “So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401(k)? Yeah, I gotta get one of those. What?” Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
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  • Friends: “A real bromance lasts a lifetime” A real bromance lasts a lifetime
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Well, maybe what's in my pants will change your mind. It's a list of this year's panelists.”
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Our babies will be smart and beautiful. Not to mention imaginary.” Smart and beautiful
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  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “You look like a prostitute for wizards.” You look like a prostitute for wizards.
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls. Aw. Martha Stewart and...” I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls.
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  • Nancy and Josh in Weeds: “You listen, you stay away from my customer base, you don’t deal to kids. They’re too young to bleed, they’re too young...” Don’t deal to kids
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