• Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “How are you with pets? Well, I did take care of Sheldon for 15 years and he only bit me twice.” That should count
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Mary Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Why do people cry at weddings? They're practicing for what's coming later.” Makes sense
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Honey, do you want some coffee? No, I don't drink coffee. When I moved to California, I...” Want some coffee?
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “None of our gods have abs like that. Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups.” The last jew that did sit-ups
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “I guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing.” I guess the only thing that actually stays the same
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I just need to throw in a few last minute things. You know, make-up, underwear, clothes.” I just need to throw in a few last minute things.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but i was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.” They are the worst
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Wow, so that means you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, and Howard, you know a lot...” Penny fighting dirty
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  • Stuart Bloom and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “He doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend. We both had these holes in...” Bad choice of words
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Something is wrong with me. I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.” Something is wrong with me.
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