• Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “How are you with pets? Well, I did take care of Sheldon for 15 years and he only bit me twice.” That should count
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Mary Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Why do people cry at weddings? They're practicing for what's coming later.” Makes sense
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “Is that watermelon for anybody? It's for Halley. Is she gonna eat all of it?” She looks like Churchill
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I thought I'd let Harry Potter make things hotter. Wowza. I got a Gryffindor robe...” A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff?
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Oh, Mario, if only I could control everyone the way I control you. Hop, you little plumber, hop, hop, hop.” Hop, you little plumber
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Honey, do you want some coffee? No, I don't drink coffee. When I moved to California, I...” Want some coffee?
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “None of our gods have abs like that. Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups.” The last jew that did sit-ups
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “I guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing.” I guess the only thing that actually stays the same
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I just need to throw in a few last minute things. You know, make-up, underwear, clothes.” I just need to throw in a few last minute things.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but i was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.” They are the worst
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