• Lucifer in Supernatural: “Narcissistic Personality Disorder… Okay, now this one I could have.” Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.” Marry someone who
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? One. That's it, one drink? One shelf.” How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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  • Kim Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I'm like dropping hints that I'm single. I'm single.” I'm like dropping hints that I'm single
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  • Beverly and Pops in The Goldbergs: “You are using ten dollar bills as coasters! I ran out of Fives!” Pops living the high life
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  • Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is poison. If it's poison, then why do you drink it? Because there are things...” Alcohol is poison.
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  • Bart Simpson and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “Come on, man. Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.” First day of school is a total wank
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Kids don’t know how to play these days, and thats whats wrong with the damn world!” Kids don’t know
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  • Stef and Jack in A.P. BIO: “What the hell are you wearing? I'm sorry did you just come back from court? Yes. And the judge ruled I look awesome.” What the hell are you wearing?
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  • Jon Snow and Ygritte in Game of Thrones: “I know you won't hurt me. You know nothing, Jon Snow. I know I love you. I know you love me.” You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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