• Lisa Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy...” I'm going to be a famous jazz musician
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  • Ned Stark in Game of Thrones: “The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword.” The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword.
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  • Haley and Alex in Modern Family: “Oh. I’m sorry. Were you trying to read? You’re the one who tries to read.” Teasing sisters
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I will love you till the end of time. I would wait a million years.” I will love you till the end of time.
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  • Becca and Hank in Californication: “Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol? No not so much, actually you like girls who...” Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
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  • Schmidt and Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I'll convert to Indianism! *shakes head* Hindi Hindi-iseh? Indiani-Indi Indi-Buddhi-ism?” I'll convert to Indianism!
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  • Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets.” Who is justice beaver?
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  • Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Googled in the UK” Googled in the UK
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  • Kevin and Vanessa in Kevin can wait: “Obviously, I am the thumb. Yeah, because you are the shortest and fattest.” Obviously, I am the thumb
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  • Erica Sinclair and Mrs. Sinclair in Stranger Things: “No wonder you only hang out with boys. Erica! Just the facts. [mouthing] Nerd.” Just the facts!
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