• Jake Peralta and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.” I need a top secret favor.
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “What about the tiara? Uh, we didn't buy one. You can just use the one from last year.” What about the tiara?
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  • Janet, Tahani Al-Jamil and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Tahani, what do you value about Jason? Well, he's thoughtful. He picks flowers and...” Plus he is a grade A snack
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You're all the porn I need.” He is so romantic
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  • Gordon Ramsay and Waiter in Kitchen Nightmares: “The dough is so thick. It's like a loaf of bread. That's our thin crust. That's the thin crust?” That's our thin crust.
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Being fat really saved me from being a whore in life.” Being fat really saved me.
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  • Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “You know I’m a Sagittarius. Principal Skinner Really? I’m a Libra, there’s a lot...” You know I’m a Sagittarius
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  • Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other’s hair and gossip...” I want my girls to stop fighting
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  • Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Oh look, someone sent us a free yoga membership. Thank God.” Someone sent us a free yoga membership
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  • Rachel Zane in Suits: “I am not the goody-goody you think I am.” I am not the goody-goody you think I am.
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