• Rosa Diaz and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “We can go to my apartment. No one knows where I live. I thought you had Amy over there once.” We can go to my apartment.
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  • Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You're gonna ace this test. You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.” Love has made you dumb.
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  • Amy Santiago, Terry Jeffords and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Ooh! More work! I know that sounded sarcastic, but... Nobody thought that.” Ooh! More work!
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “We've busted murderers. We've taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer.” Today we face the worst New York has to offer.
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  • Bronn and Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones: “How many you count? Four. How many do you think you can take? One if he's slow.” How many do you think you can take?
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  • Joey doesn't share food!
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, I give up.” But they are so comfy
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  • Peter Griffin and Joe Swanson in Family Guy: “We'll never make it on foot. We got to steal that kid's Jet Ski. Peter, the boat's right there.” It's the only way guys!
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  • Murray in The Goldbergs: “I raised morons” You've got to be kidding me
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  • Roger and Will in Veep: “What do you move like Will? I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man.” What do you move like Will?
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