• Mary Cooper and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “How could you think that I would spend the night with a man I just met?” How could you think that!
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  • Dr. Alfred Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “You're patient young lady. Hey, she's mine! Take a cold shower, grandpa!” Watch your hands!
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  • Beverly Hofstadter and Mary Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Please read another book. When God releases another, I will.” Please read another book.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Well, my favorite is chocolate with strawberry frosting, three layers, and if there's writing on it, make...” Make sure it's not all caps
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “I mean, what if he looks like me? Or worse...What if she looks like me?” Or worse…
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  • Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “I guess I'll just go to the emergency room to be safe. Howie, this is just...” Better safe than sorry
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Excuse me for wanting a little magic in my life.” When people say " you're too old for animated movies "
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “You know how when you see prime numbers, they appear red, but when they're twin...” Sheldon about prime numbers
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  • Vanessa Bennet and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “And i don't need to tell you, there aren't a lot of men who love physics, archaic...” The Mystery Date Observation
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Before I met Howie, I liked to keep close tabs on my boyfriends. By stalking them?” I like to keep close tabs on my boyfriends
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