• Margo Hanson and Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “Suck a dick. Trying to, but he won't text back.” Suck a dick
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    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    I've only had Arlo for a day and a half
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  • Do I even weigh anything to you?
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  • Veep: “Math is a Plot to Make Americans Feel Dumb” Math is a Plot to Make Americans Feel Dumb
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  • Veep: “You can't say retarded in front of a reporter” You can't say retarded in front of a reporter
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  • Veep: “Veep Can you Just Fuck off” Veep Can you Just Fuck off
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  • Watch Your Mouth Young Lady!
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  • Go ahead and try
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  • Margo Hanson and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “If it wants blood, I got blood. Brb. Is that.. Yep. It's shark week. You can thank my uterus later.” Yes it is
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. It's not a joke!” It's not a joke!
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