• Michael Scott in The Office: “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Bitcoins. Everything you don’t understand about money, combined with everything you don’t...” Cryptocurrencies
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  • Howard Wolowitz and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing...” You are looking particularly ravishing today
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Helium. Taylor Swift. Pi. Kardashian. More specific. Khloe? Yes!” Their friendship is so sweet
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  • Mitchell Pritchett, Haley Dunphy and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “We're good, we're good. I hope I can be as cool as you guys in...” Does she think we're 50?
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  • Michael and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “You're you're mad at me. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Oh, come on.Everyone knows that's...” You're mad at me
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  • Max Black in 2 Broke Girls: “Fine doesn't mean fine. The scale goes: great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine.” Fine doesn't mean fine.
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  • What Team?
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  • Schmidt happens
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  • Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “How are you this close to being dragged to Hell and still horny?” How are you this close to being dragged to Hell and still horny?
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