You're not really mean, are you?
You really should try one of those standing desks.
I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin
Gloria, just being Colombian!
This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
Winners don't make excuses when the other side plays the game.
I’m gonna make you a mix tape
I'll pay for your flight back
What made you think I was gay?
Call me when you catch up.