• Jess Day in New Girl: “What a dumb idea. Do it.” What a dumb idea.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “Not enough, not enough.” Not enough
    • 0
    • Share
  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “Oh, also, I have a cat. He's not ready to have a relationship with you. So, just don't try to force it on him.” I have a cat.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Jess Day in New Girl: “I know I'm gullible. 'Cause people tell me that, and I have no reason not to believe them.” I know I'm gullible.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “And stop being so mean to me, or I swear to God I'm gonna fall in love with you.” Stop being so mean to me
    • 0
    • Share
  • Schmidt and Ruth in New Girl: “Now, daddy is going to do his job, because these braids are straight up dock ropes. Daddy, do the special braids.” These braids are straight up dock ropes
    • 0
    • Share
  • Winston Bishop and Shelby in New Girl: “I want to see some classic movies in color. Citizen Kane, Schindlers List... Uh, I got bad news for you.” I want to see some classic movies in color
    • 0
    • Share
  • Nick Miller and Schmidt in New Girl: “Fine, Schmidt. I hate your moustache because I miss your upper lip. Okay? You happy now?” I hate your moustache
    • 0
    • Share
  • Cece Parekh and Schmidt in New Girl: “You can say bye to both of them! I'm always gonna love you, because you're attached to the most beautiful...” You can say bye to both of them!
    • 0
    • Share
  • Cece Parekh in New Girl: “How do you plan to avoid this man that you are trapped in the same hotel with? There are, like, a thousand porns that...” There are like a thousand porns that
    • 0
    • Share