• Guy and Tony in After Life: “Your dog should be on a lead. Can't you read? The park's for everyone. What? Oh, right, sorry. Come here, girl.” Your dog should be on a lead.
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  • Fiona Goode in American Horror Story: “In this whole wide wicked world, the only thing you have to be afraid of, is me.” In this whole wide wicked world, the only thing you have to be afraid of, is me.
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  • Mrs Gold and Ari Gold in Entourage: “(talking about the soap opera she was asked to play in): Tell me that it’s exiting, and that if I did it I...” It’s a soap opera baby
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  • Bobby Axelrod in Billions: “You don't try to be loyal. You just are or you're not.” You don't try to be loyal.
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  • Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I'd like to meet a nice, mature, commitment-minded lady and looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.” I'd like to meet a nice girl
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  • Ross Geller in Friends: “If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you down and kick your ass.” Older brother stuff
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  • Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I smiled at you. For what?!” I smiled at you
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  • Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.” Would you like some salad?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “We can do what the Shellstrops have always done when the chips are down. Ignore our problems and drink...” That's my kind of family
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  • Friends: “The first kiss will always be remembered.” Forever
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