• Jess Day in New Girl: “I am woman, the smartest species of them all.” The smartest species of them all
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  • Nick Miller and Schmidt in New Girl: “You didn't like my gift? It's disgusting! It's like you stole our souls!” You didn't like my gift?
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  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “Sorry, I'm just feeling a little insecure about my body, and the way it is connected to my face.” Sorry, I'm just feeling a little insecure about my body
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “I have a lot of eggs. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of sausage.” I have a lot of eggs
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “I don't think I can even look at him without getting pregnant.” I don't think I can even look at him without getting pregnant.
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “He calls DNA D and A.”
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  • Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games.” I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “People don't change. If someone's broken, they just stay broken.” People don't change. If someone's broken, they just stay broken.
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Nick doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, Put on...” Nick doesn't have a life plan
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasels.” Weaseling out of things is important
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