• Nick Miller in New Girl: “This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.” This place is fancy
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “You can run away from your problems, but you're just gonna find new ones that pop up.” You can run away from your problems
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “Life sucks! And then it gets better, and then it sucks again.” Life sucks!
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  • Winston Schmidt and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Are you guys hungry? Always.” Are you guys hungry?
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I don't celebrate Christmas, okay? Or as I like to call it, White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night.” I don't celebrate Christmas
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!” If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies!
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  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander.” I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert.
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  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.” You were denied a cell phone
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  • Jess Day and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Hey, are you gonna murder me 'cause you're a stranger I met on the Internet? Yes, I am. He says no.” Hey, are you gonna murder me
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “I am not a successful adult. I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.” I am not a successful adult.
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