• Melisandre in Game of Thrones: “There's only one hell, Princess. The one we live in now.” There's only one hell
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “None of our gods have abs like that. Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups.” The last jew that did sit-ups
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  • Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “The worst thing about texting is that once you send it, you can never get it back.” The worst thing about texting is that once you send it
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  • Jake Peralta and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.” I need a top secret favor.
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “What about the tiara? Uh, we didn't buy one. You can just use the one from last year.” What about the tiara?
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  • Janet, Tahani Al-Jamil and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Tahani, what do you value about Jason? Well, he's thoughtful. He picks flowers and...” Plus he is a grade A snack
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You're all the porn I need.” He is so romantic
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “I guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing.” I guess the only thing that actually stays the same
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  • Gordon Ramsay and Waiter in Kitchen Nightmares: “The dough is so thick. It's like a loaf of bread. That's our thin crust. That's the thin crust?” That's our thin crust.
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Being fat really saved me from being a whore in life.” Being fat really saved me.
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