• Jack and Victor in A.P. BIO: “Seems like one of you ought to give up the perm. But what about when we get separated at church or Six Flags?” We always look for the curl
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “Amy Farrah Fowler, will you share this toothbrush holder with me? I would love to.” Will you share this toothbrush holder with me?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Watch a sunrise at least once a day.” Watch a sunrise
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Everybody’s getting some but me.” Everyone but me
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  • Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I was legally dead for two full minutes. And I met God. Tight. What did she look like?” What did she look like?
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  • Sarika and Jack in A.P. BIO: “He always leaves us alone Narc much?” He always leaves us alone
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  • Barry in The Goldbergs: “That´s what a strong marriage is about: Mutual not giving a crap.” That´s what a strong marriage is about
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Well. Just tell him to call me as asap as possible.” Just tell him to call me as asap as possible.
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  • Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs? This was a dirty trick, Uncle Charlie.” Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “Okay, what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That’s okay, right?” Of course it is
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