• Prudence and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Can you put sunblock on my back? NO! But if you don't I'll burn! If I do...I'LL BURN!” Can you put sunblock on my back?
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  • Joey Tribbiani, Monica Geller and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Some girl ate Monica! Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. So how many cameras are...” Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
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  • Phil Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “I don’t always make great decisions under pressure. What the hell is that? An Alpaca!” What the hell is that?
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  • Tramp, Tyrion Lannister and Bronn in Game of Thrones: “Yes, a rotten king. A dancing king, prancing down his bloodstained halls to the tune of a...” A twisted demon monkey
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  • Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “What is it that makes relationships so difficult? Women.” What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
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  • Sam Winchester in Supernatural: “No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex? Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.” No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex?
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  • Nurse and Tony in After Life: “You upset quite a few people today, didn't you Ray. How? Well, he told Irene, that he wants to do her from behind.” You upset quite a few people today, didn't you Ray.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people.” I'm not interested in other people
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  • Jack and Liz in 30 Rock: “All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: America’s Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than a Dog, MILF Island.” MILF Island
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  • Teacher and Adam in Man with a Plan: “But they're for Teacher Appreciation Day. I got to be honest. I don't appreciate you.” Teacher Appreciation Day
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