• Nick Miller, Schmidt and Winston Bishop in New Girl: “Merie said he's not publishing Chicago Hobo and then a bird pooed on me.” Merie said he's not publishing Chicago Hobo
    • 0
    • Share
  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “My only babysitter at the time was a rollercoaster at a local amusement park. That and a pack of cigarettes.” My only babysitter at the time was a rollercoaster
    • 0
    • Share
  • Jess Day and Nick Miller in New Girl: “You always see the worst in people. Yeah, because people are the worst!” You always see the worst in people.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Nick Miller and Bob Day in New Girl: “I've got stuff I got to do. Stuff? You don't have any stuff. Name one stuff. Documents.” I've got stuff I got to do.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Can you imagine how much we would get done if we just focused our energy onto something a little bit more worthwhile?” Can you imagine how much we would get done
    • 0
    • Share
  • Jess Day and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy. I don't think you're trying that hard.” I guess I can't hide my crazy.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Jess Day in New Girl: “I'd like the strongest drink you have, and also a wine spritzer on the side in case I don't like it.” I'd like the strongest drink you have
    • 0
    • Share
  • Nick Miller and Jess Day in New Girl: “She will believe anything. That's not true, Nick. My real name is Jamil. It is?” She will believe anything.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “Ferguson is his name. Yeah, he's my cat. Here's him in a cowboy hat.” Ferguson is his name.
    • 0
    • Share
  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Nick is delicate, like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.” Nick is delicate, like a flower.
    • 0
    • Share