• Sarah and Ari Gold in Entourage: “I hate this, I’m starving. Now you know what mommy goes through every day to make a hot body for daddy.” I hate this, I’m starving.
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  • Anu and Raj Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “You have a drinking problem. No, I have a talking problem, and a drinking solution.” Raj, you have a drinking problem.
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  • Jake and Gina in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Mark the day, Gina. May 18th at 4:00 p.m. Oh, honey. We're well into October. Really?” Happy May 18th everybody!
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  • Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “You’ve often needed protection from your own vagina.” Protection from your own vag
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  • Terry Jeffords, Amy Santiago and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Apparently he's on an important call with the Albanian president.” So which one is it?
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  • Violet Harmon in American Horror Story: “I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness, but, Tate, you are the darkness.” I used to think you were like me.
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Boy, I feel for you. Unfortunately, the feeling is nausea.” I feel for you.
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  • Harvey Specter and Mike Ross in Suits: “I was just wondering why you changed your hair. Hair's the same as it's always been.” I was just wondering why you changed your hair.
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  • Tony in After Life: “If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.” If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You’re the kind of person who can be twice as scary without wearing any makeup.” Twice as scary
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