• Richard Hendricks in Silicon Valley: “I mean, Jobs was a poser. He didn't even write code.s” Jobs was a poser
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “It's a snowflake from the North Pole. I preserved it in a 1% solution of polyvinyl acetal...” It's a snowflake from the North Pole.
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I used to come here... when the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.” I used to come here
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  • Roger in Veep: “I'd make more money if I installed Will here as a fulltime gloryhole greeter in a Georgetown gay bar, which I'm pretty sure he...” I'd make more money if
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.” Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.
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  • Tasha and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “You're not really mean, are you? How dare you?!” You're not really mean, are you?
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  • Daniel Hardman and Jessica Pearson in Suits: “You really should try one of those standing desks. It's better on the back for a woman of your age.” You really should try one of those standing desks.
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  • Kenneth and Jack in 30 Rock: “I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord’s name!” I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin
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  • Seeley Booth, Man and Temperance Brennan in Bones: “FBI! US Marshalls! US Marshalls? Forensic anthropoligist! That’s why no gun.” FBI!
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “You put egg on my house. I kill what you love!” Gloria, just being Colombian!
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