• Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Pastor Jeff's wife is so much prettier than him. It's like Barbie married a turtle.” She is so much prettier than him
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  • Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Why don't you go upstairs to your daddy's bedroom, and see how much is in his wallet?” See how much is in his wallet
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  • Missy Cooper and Mary Cooper in Young Sheldon: “You're encouraging him to run for class president? He's gonna get destroyed. You don't know that.” He's gonna get destroyed.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Dr. Sturgis will be there. He's like a mom. But he's really smart.” He's like a mom.
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  • Priest in Young Sheldon: “When your days are over, God will never ask you 'Why weren't you Einstein?' But he might ask you 'Why weren't you Sheldon?'” When your days are over
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  • George Cooper and Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Sheldon there are plenty of stupid people in the world, but when they're older than you, you...” I know what you did there.
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Ms Hutchins in Young Sheldon: “And how are you doing? Since when are you interested? My father told me I should be kind to old...” And how are you doing?
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  • Georgie Cooper and George Cooper in Young Sheldon: “What's a math emergency? That's when things don't add up.” Dad jokes for the win.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Am I in trouble?” Am I in trouble?
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  • Young Sheldon: “Don’t mess with the girls”
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