• Phil Dunphy and Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “When was the last time you showered? What day is it?” When was the last time you showered?
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  • The Office: “A Real Man swallows his vomit when a lady is present” A Real Man
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “When I let a day go by without talking to you...that day is just no good.” When I let a day go by without talking to you
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  • Robin Scherbatsky and Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “I'm such a mess, why do you even like me? I guess...'cause you're almost as...” I'm such a mess, why do you even like me?
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  • Barney Stinson and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “Robin, just... I appreciate your help, but there's a reason your name is Robin, not Batman.” I appreciate your help
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  • Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time when all the evidence points...” I can't do this anymore.
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  • Lily Aldrin and Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother: “Just be yourself. Say something nice. Which one? I can't do both.” Just be yourself. Say something nice.
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  • Marshall Eriksen and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “You live in Ohio, right? All right, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.” You live in Ohio, right?
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “Think of me as Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro.” Think of me as Yoda.
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  • Stella Zinman and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “Ted, you're staring at my boobs. In my defense, they were staring at me.” You're staring at my boobs.
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