• Roger in Veep: “I'd make more money if I installed Will here as a fulltime gloryhole greeter in a Georgetown gay bar, which I'm pretty sure he...” I'd make more money if
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  • Man and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “All right, Simpson, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. I like you. Um, all right.” I don’t like you
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “Is that watermelon for anybody? It's for Halley. Is she gonna eat all of it?” She looks like Churchill
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  • Supernatural: “Supernatural in one picture” Supernatural in one picture
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  • Chandler Bing and Ross Geller in Friends: “Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her? She is not Rachel.” What's wrong with her?
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  • Ross Geller, Chandler Bing and Monica Geller in Friends: “Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you. I'm not sure I can do that.” From the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
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  • Man and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Do you know the multiplication tables? Long division? I know of them.” Kind a
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  • Your husband has made porn and it's so bloody boring
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  • Vampire sex is like pizza
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  • You are not Twilight
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