• Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I’m in such a good mood today that I might even crack a smile.” I’m in such a good mood today
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Oh, man, when I come out of that closet, I'm gonna nail those guys! Yeah, I heard it. Shut up.” Shut up.
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.” Now it's only her cheek bones :(
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Always look people in the eye, even if they are blind. Just say I’m looking you in the eye.” Always look people in the eye
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski and Raj Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “You just want to find her because she is cute. Not just because she is cute.” I like that in a woman
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  • Lucifer in Supernatural: “Narcissistic Personality Disorder… Okay, now this one I could have.” Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.” Marry someone who
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? One. That's it, one drink? One shelf.” How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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  • Kim Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I'm like dropping hints that I'm single. I'm single.” I'm like dropping hints that I'm single
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  • Beverly and Pops in The Goldbergs: “You are using ten dollar bills as coasters! I ran out of Fives!” Pops living the high life
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