• John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Of course Trump wants it. It's a woman, it's gold and it's proportionate to his tiny hands.” Of course Trump wants it
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Net Neutrality. The only two words that promise more boredom in the English language are...” John Oliver on Net Neutrality
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  • You get that right
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Blaming the IRS because you hate paying your taxes is a bit like slapping your checkout clerk...” It's not her fault
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “The confederate Flag is one of those symbols that should really be only seen on T-shirts...” About the Confederate flag
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “How have so many of you died? You work in a hospital!” It's impossible
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasels.” Weaseling out of things is important
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  • Cook and Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “I just want more pumpkin, that's all I want. Right, well I'll give you more pumpkin and I'll ram it...” I just want more pumpkin
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex” I am a horny engineer
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  • Like a unicorn
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