• Michael and Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? It's frowned upon.” How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael in The Good Place: “You're pulling an Eleanor. Posting my cousin's credit card number on Reddit because she said I...” You're pulling an Eleanor.
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “I just want to sit and stare at nothing. And silently scream for the rest of time.” Mood
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  • Shawn in The Good Place: “I have heard no statements nor seen any evidence to suggest.. oh, he's from Florida? Yeah, he belongs in the Bad Place.” He's from Florida?
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  • Janet and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Actually, none of your exes have ever gotten over you. You're damn right they didn't.” None of your exes have ever gotten over you
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  • Jason Mendoza and Janet in The Good Place: “And to Janet! The best robot. Not a robot. Girl! Not a girl. And straight up hottie!” The best robot.
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  • Shawn in The Good Place: “But then I remembered...I'm a naughty bitch.” But then I remembered
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Girl, you are a messy bench who loves drama and I am into it.” Girl, you are a messy bench
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  • Michael and Janet in The Good Place: “Janet, what’s a food that people think they enjoy but that’s also kind of a bummer? Frozen yogurt.” How dare you making fun of this low carb delight
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “I won this ugly yellow toddler, which is one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen.” Who doesn’t love them?
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