• Cameron Tucker and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Okay, do you have any Queens? Yeah, two big ones. Okay, you know what?” Do you have any Queens?
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  • George Cooper and Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon. Maybe Bucky likes the way Sheldon...” I don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Please. Amy when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal...” The truth is, I don't know what I feel
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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!” Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant!” I wouldn't trust you running a bath
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  • Krill Commander and Capt. Ed Mercer in The Orville: “Give me the device or I will destroy your ship! Could you move a couple steps to the right?” Could you move a couple steps to the right?
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  • Kid and Tony in After Life: “Pedo! I'm not a Pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby, little ginger cunt.” Pedo!
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “A lot of people never graduated high school. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank... Forget the last one.” A lot of people never graduated high school
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I will never understand people. They're the worst.” I will never understand people.
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  • Barry in The Goldbergs: “Who showers every day?! What am I, the governor?! This is ridiculous!” Every day, no way
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