• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You don't win friends with salad.” You don't win friends with salad.
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  • Homer Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “And what does my little girl want? An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.” Make that two
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  • Mr. Burns, Marge Simpson and Waylon Smithers in The Simpsons: “Oh, really? And what will you use instead of nuclear power? Solar.” Who told you about those?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how...” Books are useless!
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  • Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “I pick up books like you pick up beers! Then you have a serious reading problem.” I pick up books like you pick up beers!
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The plant called. They said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday.” WOOHOO
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Son, when you participate in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.” Wise words from Homer
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  • Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “On this battleground in 1881, 56 Indians lost their lives and four brave Americans lost their hats.” On this battleground in 1881
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  • Jimbo Jones and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Nice p.j.’s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy’em for you? Of course she did. Who else would have?” Nice p.j.s Simpson
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  • Homer Simpson and Selma Bouvier in The Simpsons: “[ Screaming ] There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.” Homer is a sexy b!tc#
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