• Jaime Lannister and Bronn in Game of Thrones: “You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army. That's like saying I have a...” You have better instincts than any officer
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  • Claire Dunphy and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “You can't wear a costume to a wedding. Why not? Belle's a princess. She faced the beast.” In your face
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  • Davos Seaworth and Jon Snow in Game of Thrones: “John Snow took a knife in his heart. He died for us. Stop telling people I'm dead.” John Snow took a knife in his heart.
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  • Gabe Lewis and Kelly Kapoor in The Office: “What are your weaknesses? I don't have any, asshole.” What are your weaknesses?
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I swear every day, you two are the laziest people I know and if you cleaned the molasses out of your britches maybe we...” You two are the laziest people
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  • Jeri Hogarth and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “You’re coming across distinctly paranoid. Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy.” It’s like a conspiracy
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  • Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “This family needs a dumbass-ectomoy.” Little brothers
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” I am not great at the advice.
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  • Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Gina's authentic stolen police badges. How can I help? Hey, it's Peralta. Oh, hey, Jake.” Gotta love Gina Linetti
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  • Tony and Lenny in After Life: “I assume you eat in bed? I have emergency snacks nearby, yeah.” I assume you eat in bed?
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