• Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homer, what are you doing? I'm driving up to the main building. They got valet parking.” Please call me Sir
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  • Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons: “Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt.” I'm better than dirt
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  • Bart Simpson and Man in The Simpsons: “Hey mister, would you like a puppy? No, but I’ll take one! Okay! I’m going to cherish and care for this...” Would you like a puppy?
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  • Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire – Mr.Burns! Kill my boss?” American dream
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.” Or is it?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels...” The code of the schoolyard
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right...” A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Hey! Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.” Kind of
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  • Patty Bouvier in The Simpsons: “Patty Bouvier From now on, I’m only marrying for love. Possibly once more for money.” All for love
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  • Man and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “All right, Simpson, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. I like you. Um, all right.” I don’t like you
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