• Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
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  • Dont mess with Columbians
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  • Love and Cherish
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  • Dan in Veep: “Are you pregnant? Careerwise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo!” Are you pregnant?
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  • Michael and Janet in The Good Place: “Can you chill out a little? Nope. It's gonna be the same every time.” Can you chill out a little?
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  • Ebony girl and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Best party ever! Right, Jess? You having fun? I'm having bourbon.” Best party ever!
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  • Gina Linetti, Charles Boyle and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Great, but what's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?” What's his body like on a scale from Charles to Terry?
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  • Don't touch anything
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I'd prefer if she'd ask me for my permission so I could say no. I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.” Such a sweetheart
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  • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “So Larry is allowed to sit on the couch and I’m not? Well, Larry is White. Hey you chose me! Oh.. Uh..” Well, Larry is White
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