• Kris Jenner and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “She needs us right now. I think an e-mail would be sufficient.” She needs us right now
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  • Andi and Adam in Man with a Plan: “She's going through puberty. She is going to be moody, bossy and complicated. So when are you going to finish...” She's going through puberty
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Kill them with success. Bury them with a smile.” Kill them with success. Bury them with a smile.
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  • Rashesh in The Big Bang Theory: “Well uh to paraphrase Shakespeare, it’s better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download...” It’s better to have loved and lost
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken. Yeah, well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie.” Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time just like that. You could wake up dead tomorrow.” Don't let Krusty's death get you down
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  • Simone Garnett and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Great news, everyone! The funding from the neuroscience department came through!” Great news, everyone!
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  • Ralph Wiggum in The Simpsons: “Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.” Hello there
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  • Kris Jenner and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I think my favorite day of this last year was probably the day when Oprah came...” Probably Oprah
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Have you ever seen sex from above? It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin.” Have you ever seen sex from above?
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