• Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.” This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
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  • Jim Halpert in The Office: “You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. I don't mean to brag, but, New Year's Eve, I was home by 9:00.” You're looking at the master of leaving parties early.
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of brain that creates mental...” The damage has been done.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “You want to change your life? Change the way you think.” You want to change your life? Change the way you think.
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  • Grace Adler and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Can I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love? Fine. But no car antennas and say away from the...” Can I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love?
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  • Howard Wolowitz and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “30 years from now, if you're still single and things don't work out with me and...” Too late, Stuart already called dibs
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  • Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “When i saw Kim's sex tape, as a mother, I wanted to kill her. But as a her manager...” I wanted to kill her
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  • Anne in After Life: “A society grows great when old men plant trees, the shade of which they know they will never sit in.” A society grows great
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “Dear Lord, for what I 'm about to receive, may I not be poisoned, for the fourth time in four months.” Dear Lord
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  • Ned Stark in Game of Thrones: “Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.” Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
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