• Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.” I excel at many things
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.” This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “I wish you’d jump in the oven. That would make my life a whole lot easier.” I wish you’d jump in the oven.
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  • Hank in Californication: “You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.” You can’t snort a line of coke
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Look at me. Dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom. I kind of wish no one else was coming.” Dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom.
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.” I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.
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  • Donna Paulsen in Suits: “You're weird. You'll be my friend.” How I recruit my friends
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  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I want to do a documentary on my life and show all of this. Great idea.” Keeping Up With The Kardashians?
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I don't get lucky...I make my own luck!” I don't get lucky
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.” What's the point of going out?
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