• Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Honey, do you want some coffee? No, I don't drink coffee. When I moved to California, I...” Want some coffee?
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  • Guy and Tony in After Life: “Your dog should be on a lead. Can't you read? The park's for everyone. What? Oh, right, sorry. Come here, girl.” Your dog should be on a lead.
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  • Fiona Goode in American Horror Story: “In this whole wide wicked world, the only thing you have to be afraid of, is me.” In this whole wide wicked world, the only thing you have to be afraid of, is me.
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  • Mrs Gold and Ari Gold in Entourage: “(talking about the soap opera she was asked to play in): Tell me that it’s exiting, and that if I did it I...” It’s a soap opera baby
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  • Cece Parekh and Schmidt in New Girl: “Babe, I know you were planning on doing all the heavy lifting when it comes to decorating... Interior design.” Interior design not decorating
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  • Bobby Axelrod in Billions: “You don't try to be loyal. You just are or you're not.” You don't try to be loyal.
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  • Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I'd like to meet a nice, mature, commitment-minded lady and looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.” I'd like to meet a nice girl
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  • Ross Geller in Friends: “If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you down and kick your ass.” Older brother stuff
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  • Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I smiled at you. For what?!” I smiled at you
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  • Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.” Would you like some salad?
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