• GTFO!
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  • Seinfeld: “I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”
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    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    Haley and horoscopes
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  • Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
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  • Dont mess with Columbians
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  • Love and Cherish
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  • Dan in Veep: “Are you pregnant? Careerwise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo!” Are you pregnant?
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  • Marshall Eriksen and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “What color are her eyes? The color of the ocean after a storm. Which is..? Beautiful.” What color are her eyes?
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  • I wasn't totally sure what was happening
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  • Haley Dunphy and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Did anyone see my leopard print skirt? I saw a leopard headband on the stairs. That's it.” Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
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